You may think that the Japanese earthquake was caused by the movement of the Pacific plate, which moves at a quick rate of 8–9cm a year and dips under the Japanse plate 24 miles under the seabed, pulling the upper plate down until it becomes fragile enough to break causing an earthquake and a 30-ft Tsunami. You’d be wrong.
It is in fact the work of an invisible man, who answered the telepathic requests of his fan club to prove his own existence by indiscriminately killing 10,000 people on the first leg of his 2011 World Tour.
Tamtampam here will be receiving an invitation to Dinner at Cuntington Hall for this forensic analysis of geophysics she posted on youtube. I have never more sure of anything in my life.
UPDATE: CENSORSHIP! Unbelievably, Tamtampamela's upload was considered too obnoxious for the internet and CENSORED! She also took down her youtube channel after receiving DEATH THRETS! That's right- Death threts! from the uninformed denizens of the inter-net. This in no way changes my decision to invite her to dinner, and my assistants have been good enough to recreate her original post below."PRAISE GOD FOR ANSWERED PRAYERS!!! GOD ANSWERED US AFTER JUST 1 DAY OF FASTING AND PRAYING! HE RATTLED THE ATHEISTS IN JAPAN!! THE REST OF THE WORLD BETTER BE READY! 1 DAY OF PRAYER = 9.0 EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN! I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT 40 DAYS OF PRAYER WILL DO!"
Simply. Breathtaking.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on finding easily the most noxious comment on this or any other topic!
It also looks like one day of praying can transform you into a massive vagina
ReplyDeleteApparantly she's a troll http://kotaku.com/#!5782029/this-woman-just-trolled-the-entire-internet
ReplyDeleteI have yet to work out if this makes it better or worse but she still deserves an invite, as she's clearly a tit anyway.
Precisely. She's still a cunt. I think his Lordship may have known that already.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.socialtimes.com/2011/03/youtube-troll-tsunami/