This country’s going to hell in a handcart. Had I not the proud responsibility of maintaining Cuntington Hall for the nation, then I might long ago have left to be with my own kind in Thailand or the Costa Brava.
A less encumbered soul has however been living the dream. Mike Williams lives in Bangkok, from where he lectures the internet on the state of modern Britain, including issues such as women choosing to live alone and an interview by Piers Morgan. A fascinating potential dinner guest, I’m sure you will agree, although I do detect a potential difficulty due to the fact he lives in the reign of Elizabeth the 11th.
“Oh this one is a minefield but here goes from a previously married male who had to enter the dating game again at age 50 and these are the reasons also why I live in Thailand and my wife is Thai, this is what I observed by dating females in the UK again, they are: 1) Total control freaks 2) Egotistical and self centred. 3) Arrogant and aggressive. 4) Full of their own importance. 5) About as ladylike and feminine as a hairy *rsed male gorilla. 6). Rude and obnoxious. 7) Scruffy and intolerant and will do what they want to do. 8) Regard males as a disposable possession that they rule, control and can discard when they are bored with them. 9) Think that punctuality is an old fashioned option. 10) Scintillating conversation comparing you to their ex.. And before we get the usual comment about Thai women being doormats my wife has 2 degrees and is a manager for a government organisation and is definitely not a doormat but is very kind,considerate,loving and feminine.”- mike williams in Bangkok, Bangkok,Thailand, 10/10/2010 04:02
"1) I am a British subject of Queen Elizabeth 11 born and bred in the UK where I worked and paid taxes for 55 years and as such I have the right to criticize her Majesties government. 2) Most of us still pay UK tax. 3) I wonder how many expats there are on benefits? 4) My name is Williams a short version of Williamson or the son of William, the William being William the conqueror, my linage goes back 1000 years. 5) Lots of us still have family back in the UK being affected by this clot. 6) Lots of expats still have property back in the UK. 7) I am on the electoral register and that gives me the right to comment. Neither you or any others like you who are no doubt jealous that we got out are going to stop me having my say.- mike williams in Bangkok, Bangkok,Thailand, 16/2/2010 2:40
Fuck me, he's got a mate.
ReplyDelete"As a generalisation, I agree with most of that. In short, not the kind of women that should be allowed to become mothers, which feminism doesn't want them to be anyhow. It wants them to be workers. They take to feminism naturally because they are not feminine or maternal. Where the women are feminine, feminism has not taken hold; they value their families far more than work. Blame the media and its 'strong' woman feminist propaganda for inflaming this attitude.- Eric Legge, Ongar, England, 10/10/2010 16:54"
As a generalisation, I think Eric Legge's a cunt
ReplyDeleteI'm going to guess he didn't do the dumping with his first marriage
ReplyDeleteYou must have noticed that all of the best love stories feature exceptional punctuality though.
points six, seven and nine are attracting me more and more to our fair maids here on Mud Island. It's nice to have something in common in a mate, what what?
ReplyDeleteAnd you nearly tricked me into clicking on a link to the Daily Mail there, Percival you bounder. Have a care, Sir, have a care.
Elizabeth 11? Henry 8? He's shooting back and forth like a time-travelling Jeremy Kyle
ReplyDeletei really wanted to reply to both of them but they're no longer accepting comments, but ive got to get it out somehow so im venting here:
ReplyDeletemike williams in bankok (love that city, shame about the lecherous white males though) and eric legge,
sorry to break up your little lads party but just wanted to say that i'm a feminist. i'm a feminist, i also shave my armpits, and my legs, i even wax my bikini line! i live with my boyfriend, we're planning to get married in the next year or so, when I'VE finished MY degree, i also look forward to the day i'm a mother. i dont believe im "About as ladylike and feminine as a hairy *rsed male gorilla",although it is difficult to define your version of feminine as it seems to me its all about being quiet, submissive, and attractive to all men at all times - I'm proud not to be this, however i do get compliments on my appearance from straight men, shock horror! sorry to shatter your confined, blinkered and ignorant view of what a feminist is. Actually, scrap that, I relish in it.
I'm a feminist because women have fought so that i have the choice about all these things.
I'm a feminist because people like you exist. I'm a feminist because 1 in 5 women in my country will be raped, yet only one in 500 victims will see justice. (dont you dare come back to this with a comment on how abused, hurt women make it all up - only 20% of rapes are reported because of this ideolody). I'm a feminist because girls in south africa are more likely to be raped than learn to read.
I'm a feminist because our government is made up of men like you, and they need to be fought.
I'm a feminist, like many others, and your kind soon wont exist.
My surname is Godson, meaning "God's son" or "Son Of God" therefore I am Jesus & I say that Mike Williams is a tool.
ReplyDeleteThis is the word of your lord. (Amen)
By "wife" nhe means "dog", doesn't he? And by "degrees" he means "2 legs".
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