And I Chose To Have Try

You must have heard the news. Men who dance like a demon are more attractive to women, this means only the dancers fuck, right? That one day evolution will pass down those funky traits and we’ll all dance to work like it’s the Rio Carnival? Right? Right?!!

Wrong! Not when there are men like Scoteee.

Scoteee’s research seems to have unearthed a hitherto undiscovered link between pregnancy and sexual intercourse without so much as a prerequisite lambada! Could this be possible? I shall have to invite him to dinner and find out!

"Dr Neave believes the dance movements may form honest signals of a man's reproductive quality, in terms of health, vigour or strength.

I'm the Worlds worst dancer, last month my partner and I chose to have try for a baby, this week we are pregnant. Utter rot, Is there any chance these Doctors can do something more productive?"