Colonel Mustard and the case of the politically correct spandex pants

And so Stella MacCarney’s designs for Team GB’s Olympic garb have retched forth into newspapers across the land, to the dismay of many like me. Attractive and practical they may be, but what’s missing?

I’ll tell you what’s missing.

IT’S THE UNION FLAG WOT’S MISSING, SUNSHINE!

You can’t have a BRITISH Team wearing an ADULTERATED symbol of BRITAIN! The bloody thing’s gone blue!

Once again we will be the laughing stock of the world,...

says - Colonel Mustard, Oldham England, 22/3/2012 13:06

...more modern more politically correct more like.

Bloody well right. Bloody politically correct bloody blue bloody shorts, standing up for minorities at the expense of this ONCE GREAT NATUION.

Meanwhile, RH wants to know why:

Who gave her permission to do this? The Great British public own that brand and she certainly didn’t ask for our permission. - RH, North East UK, 22/3/2012 13:23

Now I think about it, RH, you’re right. This so-called woman turned my favourite flag BLUE and didn’t even have the good grace to knock on my door or call a meeting to ask my permission! It is UNION JACK PANTS or NO PANTS.


These games will be the end of the UK - you mark my words! 

RH, Colonel Mustard, I propose a light supper at the Hall to discuss how we’re going to sneak more appropriately be-flagged running pants into the Olympic Village.