Tuesday, 26 April 2011

I’m holding out for a Churchill

And so it turns out that the traitors of the last NuLieBore GovernmenTAL were working with Johnny Foreigner.

A-side from being TREASON the issue has been making me thoughtful. It’s one thing training, arming and tolerating foreign tongues on our nation’s streets, but it would be another altogether if they gave the terrorists the keys to our secret military-industrial gene-splicing labs at Aldermaston, creating MUSQUITOES- flying Osamas with bombs for eyes, which is what I’m assuming has been going on.

The whole thing makes me decidedly hungry, but luckily I will not be dining alone. Beethoven here hits the nail on the head with this thoughtful riposte:
“Britain is sadly lacking a Winston Churchill nowadays!”
We can dream, Beethoven, we can dream. But what about the deeper issue of them TALKING FOREIGN?

Well, No.1 Chauffeur has the solution, if only the government would take the human rights out of its ears and LISTEN.
“I applied to work for MI5 as the people I drive for are all from the middle east and yap away in the car, some of them are diplomats I never even got a phone call to say come in and talk to us yet they employ and pay very well some taliban muppet from the local job-centre. I would not be supprised to learn that Bin Larden was at a Bar-B- Q in Slough yesterday.”
This is where we really need a Churchill, preferably a model #4, before they started adding the cup holder and go-faster stripes. There with his cigar of truth and listening trumpet of valour our job centres would at last would be free of Talibans!

My assistants have taken the liberty of mocking-up what this may look like, which has already bought me much comfort in these dark times of cultural infestation.


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