All you fear is love

What with all the white noise in the news agenda, about a royal weeding (I fail to see how that can be of interest), and men being shot in countries where one does not even live, we nearly missed out on the fact that Paul McCartney is getting married again. A good thing you’d think?

Think again. A marriage must obviously contain a man, which is fair enough, but comes with a dangerous downside- women.

Luckily, the intellerati of the internet are quick to point out his mistake. gennaro perfectly skewers the crusty old fool for ever thinking he could get married again with:

“Some people never learn”

kev102846, meanwhile, points out that humans mate for life- ONE life means ONE true love!

“You only find your life's partner once and I think you found yours Paul and tragically lost her but I wish you both well anyway.”

One for the best man's speech perhaps? Jenny.H raises a word of caution- once he starts marrying women, will he be able to stop?

“Perhaps he will marry Jane Asher next.”

Not that Jane would take him after all of his money’s been depleted by this Nancy SHOVELL!

“Shevell by name, and like his previous wife she'll have a shovel in her handbag. All the better for Shevell-Shovel to shovel his money into her bank account at a later date.” Kat se gat

“Watch out Paul here comes Shevell with her shovel and other gold digging devices.” mancub

It’s like they say, Shevell by name, Shovel with Devices by nature. peony has the final word however- a cautionary tale based upon her own insights into what he secretly wants.

“Why doesn't he grow up he will never find another Linda, if that's who he's looking for!”

I quite agree- if Paul McCartney’s got any sense at all he’ll grow up, get a grip and die alone.