Starman

I’m not one for reading and analysis, really. I find I lose concentration mid-sentence, and I’m generally wary of anything with the word “anal” in it. However, this makes the day-to-day management of Cuntington Hall something of a challenge.

Thank goodness I have Jonathan Cainer to help me out. Jonathan is an astrologer, who can tell what’s going to happen in the future, and so advise on the best course of action today. When confronted with my daily challenges, he is my first port of call for useful guidance, even if it isn’t immediately clear what this has to do with the Hall’s accounts being over four months late.

“Rebecca Black, in her internet hit song, Friday, explores a concept greater that just 'the end of the week'. She explores, with deceptively simple lyrics, the agony of indecision. She cannot decide whether to sit in the front seat or the back seat of her friends' car. Clearly, millions of people across the world can relate to this conundrum. Yet, you could argue that it is irrelevant. Just get in the car Rebecca! Ah, but then there would be no song. Now, about that decision that you are wrestling with. It's no more or less important.”