Tuesday 10 April 2012

The Big Bang Theory

 

The search for veracity in science is often a tricky thing. For every detailed metastudy proving anthropogenic global warming, there’s someone,  a non-scientist perhaps, who doubts the findings.


The same is true in the search for Bigfoot. There have been plenty of sightings, but why hasn’t he been seen yet? The “scientists “ will tell you it’s because he doesn’t exist, but apply if you will for a moment occam’s razor to this situation and you begin to see: you can’t see Bigfoot because he’s obviously travelling through multiple dimensions. Brother_of_The_Rosy_Cross has some knowledge:
"*Sigh* It is very sad how uninformed and ignorant most people are of the basic facts of the nature of existence. We occupy 3rd dimensional physical reality, though we are essentially spiritual beings temporarily engrossed in dense matter. Bigfoot is inter-dimensional, and can slip in and out of 3D reality. This is not merely my 'belief', I am not simply making this up, I speak from Knowledge."
Perhaps more sinister is tuis idea that there was ever a “big-bang” - bangs destroy things, right?
SBTC knows the truth:

"The Big-daddy of all myths is the actual "Bigbang-theory", as Not one shred of Scientific evidence can prove it happened at all. When was the last time you saw an explosion create? "Bangs" Deconstruct (oh dear oh dear)."

Not a shred of scientific evidence! Someone needs to tell Brian Cox, and put him onto the basic fact of existence that Bigfoot is a transdimensional spirit-being who isn’t constrained by space or time and can maintain whole-body integrity at full size as he travels.

Tuesday 3 April 2012

Deceived by demons


While the majority of the so-called “science media” distract themselves with tall tales of “dark matter” and “stem cell research” it is refreshing to note that the Daily Mail are still willing to wrestle with the big scientific questions, specifically “Do dogs have souls?” Moreover they actually solve this mystery with a “Yes. Yes dogs do have souls” and pets come back to visit their owners.

Take Debra Tadman’s cat Wiggie, for instance. Wiggie correctly identified her owner’s flat as having asbestos, which she mentioned to a psychic pet communicator. An impressive feat for a cat, not least as it was FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

 
Or the dog chiropractor, who feared he was having a breakdown because he’d seen a dog he knew to have died in the hallway. Perish the thought sir! What you have there is a “solid visitation”.

However, as robust as the Mail’s data is, I must admit that the following comment gives me pause for thought:

ha hah ah haahahahah haha hahah ah hha hahaha.... Can't stop laughing at this bull****.... Animal Communicators? Can I be Certified? So I can separate gullible, naive, I-see-dead-cats people from their hard-earned money? Should I then write a book--and have ghost Hamsters sign the front cover?? NO different than people who believe you can communicate with the Dead. Read Scripture, people. Bible says "and the dead know nothing". Animals do not have souls--and they do not "return". People have souls- they too, do not return. IF you are seeing manifestations (actual sightings of people and/or animals), they are not ghosts. There's no such thing as ghosts. You are being deceived--by demons, who masquerade as deceased loved ones. And your pets. Laugh all you want-roll your eyes. I laugh at you, because you are so blinded by the truth. Read Scripture- "And the Truth shall set you Free"...
- Priscilla, In the South, USA, 29/9/2011 21:25
How. Could I. Have Been. So silly. Dogs don’t have souls! Cats know nothing of asbestos! Grieving or sleepy people sometimes allow their minds to play tricks on them! How do I know? Simple- the Bible says!

You can believe your baseless fairytales all you like sunshine- I have the feasible and plausible tale of Jesus, the zombie carpenter and his sidekick the Holy Ghost who wrote down their adventures in a big book using reverse-transubstantiation. The next time you get a solid visitation of your dead rabbit Mr Buckles, just remember it’s really a demon, dressed like a rabbit and you’re just being gullible.