Worth its weight in gold

Every now and then, my Assistants bring me a potential dinner guest to whom I feel I can truly relate. Nuxgael is such a person. Prolific poster, Renaissance Man, philosopher king, biologist, geologist and cultural arbiter. How can I begin to sum up the poetry of his thought? 

I cannot. All I can do is to reproduce some of his more resonant teachings and await this most fascinating dinner guest with a fizzing sort of excitement.

Take it away, Sir:

“Cats are nicer than all art”

“There was talk about genetically altering cows blood to suit humans.”

“Sluts, I love to see them on Songs of Praise.”

“Some say it was monkey kidneys.”

“A good discussion is worth its weight in gold.”

“TUNA is expensive... Sharks use to eat tuna but now the sharks eat surf boads.”

“Example what was the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden? It was the Pear of Wisdom.”

“Remember people can eat things that are toxic to goats and goats eat things which are toxic to people.”

“Young people are like sheep- Music, drink, drugs, sex and red bull.”

“If they take all the oil and pressure out from the oil wells will that cause Tsumais and earthquakes around the costal areas of Europe?”

“Homophobia translates into man fear.”

“Dogs and cats, cats and hens, horses and cows, you get the idea.”

“Assad has become the pink elephant who is hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy.”

“Why go on facebook when there are other well known sites that do not do what FB does?”

“It is getting to the stage now where summer is becoming like a belief.”

“How do you not know the new strain of e-coli wasnt from cow manure etc, give it time.”

“Don't want cows getting breast cancer etc.”

“Put the scientific cat in one box and god in the other and choose but who made the boxes in the first place and who put them into the boxes?”

“Put it this way Hitler had hair when he died and Gandi hadn't.”

“Picasso painted not like a 4 year old but like a hen scratching for worms.”

“Marmite, an alien insect?”

“Canabis is associated to words like muslim assassins.”

“Fish do not get firework stress.”