Thursday, 18 August 2011

A lack of knowledge

What with phone hacking, shop burning and phone tapping bamboozling our short attention spans it’s easy to forget that there are real crises in the world, crises caused by there being too may people in areas of famine.

Luckily Roy Davey has the answer- reduce the number of mouths to feed by preventing their existence in the first place! That way, instead of having children to feed, the people of Ethiopia can retire early and enjoy their pensions while nobody runs the farms - it’s not like the chance of reaching adulthood is really slim or anything. Either that we should just let them die - Britain can't afford to give food to starving people when there are still some fairly big potholes that need fixing down my road! 

Silly foreigners living in places that then have a natural disaster.

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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous18 August 2011 at 16:02

    Makes me proud to be Cornish. Surely Roy's great insight is wasted in Launceston... the UN needs brains like this!

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  2. Anonymous19 August 2011 at 06:26

    These Ethiopian women are only having children to get the child benefits. Before you know it the little brats'll be rioting and looting the Addis Ababa Harvey Nicks.

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  3. Anonymous4 September 2011 at 14:16

    I love these ones "No one can fail to be moved by these sad stories of human suffering. Except me because I do not give a fuck and think they are actual stories."

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