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I have always been notably uninterested in the plight of those less fortunate than myself, but a letter I read in the paper (tastefully reproduced below) recently gave me pause for thought. How can the poor, who can only afford fruit and vegetables, be expected to eat healthily?

The poor sods are only looking to get their protein, but are forced to eat the sugar and fat added to their non-fresh fish and meat.

So the next time you see a fat person eating a McDonalds, why not stop and present them with a nice fresh sirloin and let’s get Britain eating healthily again?